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markwateneymemorialcrater · 16 days ago

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

#billionaire #rich people #Elon would just be insufferable #just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever #I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with #still evil #but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore #bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with #again. still super evil #but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death

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oopdeathnote · 1 year ago

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post

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amid-fandoms · 4 months ago

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honestly if phan wasn't real i'd roast dan so hard like. you live with that and you're gay and you didn't manage to pull it? skill issue

#living with phil lester for 15 years platonically seems like torture im sorry #i could never so i know he could never either #dan and phil #dnp #phan #phil lester #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire

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theribbajack · 5 months ago

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"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

#my art #shadow of the erdtree spoilers #sote spoilers #shadow of the erdtree #elden ring #godwyn prince of death #godwyn the golden #miquella the kind #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #fromsoft #i do not think critiques of radahn are as shallow as “pay $40 to fight a boss we already fought”#the dlc is good right up until the final boss #most of the new bosses are good #i loved midra and metyr and messmer and the dancing lion #radahn as consort just comes completely out of left field and just seems like a huge disconnect between the dlc and base game #radahn's story was done with the festival #and it's a good end! i like the festival and the base game radhan fight #but here he shows up again out of nowhere when godwyn is the obvious choice and a godwyn boss fight would be new and interesting #you can even still have your villain miquella story #puppeting his brother's living-but-soulless corpse unable to accept #that just because godwyn is breathing and follows his command like a deprecated computer program #even godhood can't bring his brother's soul back #his body must be slain and he must die a true death #we could have at least gotten a line of dialogue from radahn but nope #ok rant over #this pic is sloppy but idc #no cleanup we die like men #yes i know miquella's model technically has only three arms but i gave him four bc three looks silly

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soularluni-2 · 2 years ago

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he’s just a kitty

#also i like how puss seems more shocked/scared when witnessing the deaths of jack’s men than he normally would be #cuz of the fact he’s on his last life and knows that could be him if he’s not careful #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #jin zixun #wei wuxian #su she #(Su She needs to have his carrie moment before he can have his Carrie Moment.#Which means he needs to exist as a punching bag before he can hit 'em with the rebound).#My first draft of this comic had WWX slurping LWJ's wine per actual scene canon #As it really is a great scene of how WWX is willing to absorb the scandal and harm that befalls others.#It had a lot less to do with it being LWJ and more so that WWX just happens to be the kind of person who refuses to turn a blind eye.#It could have been any Lan who was being pressured (inappropriately) to drink (do not pressure anyone to drink irl PLEASE).#Because this is a romance plot it of course *is* LWJ. But don't forget that in this moment they aren't on great terms.#It's not a knight in shining armor moment - it's a 'you were being treated unjustly and I have the power to absolve you from that.'#And as we are very soon about to see - WWX certainly cannot turn away from those who need aid he can provide.#And like Jin Guangyao; that kindness is also his downfall.#By the way - that you all for the amazing community commentary on the last comic. I really loved reading everyone's thoughts!#Suyao shippers...I get it now. You had me at 'wen ning and WWX parallels'. I'll be back with a treat for you soon.#And yes 'everyone' does include the ironically named tumblr user jin zixun.#Who blocked me right before the character makes his pd-mdzs debut.#I hope you are well. You seem like you were having a real bad time yesterday.

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ariaste · 4 months ago

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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

#interview with the vampire #devil's minion #assad zaman #he's just hit that level of devil's minion brainrot #i've seen it a thousand times #this cast is fully unhinged and I ADORE them #the chaos energy is off the charts #eric out here setting a bad example with his “did u know u can say anything u want in interviews actually :)))” energy #assad seems one step away from getting Marxist about it like #“if rolin doesn't let me kiss daniel in s3 we must Seize The Means Of Production”#baby boy listen... be the change you want to see in the world #if u wanna write ur own devil's minion fanfic and film it on ur iphone i support u 100% and i will get u in contact with the OTW's lawyers #who ironically were invented partially BECAUSE of people getting in trouble for writing Anne Rice fanfic #this is what we call Plot Structure #real life does not usually have such a satisfying Plot Structure but it could in this case if assad reaches level 100 in Unhingery #and tbh i truly don't know that I would put it past him at this point #iwtv

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tanatola · 11 days ago

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pathologic 3 announcement made me return to the classic game and finally play it properly! i think my favorite part of the bachelor's route is when he talks to maria kaina (or whoever's in her body at the time) and they explain that their planned Utopia isn’t even supposed to be a 'perfect' place but instead 'the mystical manifestation of a world inscrutable and inaccessible to men' going back to the original meaning of the word irl and instead of despairing Daniil fervently agrees that this kind of unimaginable leap is worth it, no matter where it actually leads

#pathologic #the bachelor #daniil dankovsky #andrey stamatin #peter stamatin #maria kaina #nina kaina #recent interview with dybowski made me kind of apprehensive #because i love the idea of an emotional state as a fundamental game mechanic for the bachelor but #he was very focused on the idea of following the 'teacher' in Simon and in the process learning everything he was meant to learn #despite never really 'catching' the dead guy in his time loops #i feel that the head of the studio is just projecting again #and in a way that old version of the bachelor made back when he was a student in his twenties #could end up seeming more compelling in the end #but we'll SEE #i am still wildly hopeful and hype #my artwork #ALSO anybody who likes the bachelor and reads those rambling tags #you should totally check out blank monk by chekhov #its short

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sophfandoms53 · 7 months ago

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Anyway shout out to Dewey who constantly looked like he was having the worst time of his fucking life in the pitches

Just an 11 year old pissed off at the world it seems😭

#insane he ended up being so happy go lucky in canon #like in the art book they talk about the character shift dewey had once ben auditioned #and he made them realize they could take a more comedic approach with him #but initially dewey’s character seemed very negative and irritable #they had the label ‘the bad boy’ of the 3 on him for a bit too #bc of the massive chip on his shoulder and how unsatisfied he was at the time #and tbh you can see bits of that in the pilot #dewey’s character and overall demeanor is very different in the first two eps of s1 #i LOVE my boy as the bright impulsive ball of sunshine and danger that he is #but this original pitch of him intrigues me a lot #like i can talk about pitch!dewey for hours bc #kinda feels like wasted potential idk LMAO #bc he didn’t entirely disappear at least in s1 so #just a lot of dewey thoughts #bc that’s my boy🫶#ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dewey duck

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monobmp · 3 months ago

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Thought about that tid bit of Bill mentioning that he can delete memories

#unfortunate it kind of fell apart by the time i started drawing the 3rd page. im not rlly much of a writer as i am an artist #tbh i feel like bill wouldve left that in. i also thought this could be post betrayal but whatever. too much to think abt #i fried my hand by the time i got to the third page so whatever. bill kind of seems out of character honestly. sorry abt that #gravity falls #bill cipher #ford pines #stanford pines #gf bill cipher #gf ford #mono art #body horror #tw body horror #my bill when he :D sorry #bill cipher gijinka #long post

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linkeduniverse · 1 year ago

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Dawn pt. 4

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#linkeduniverse #creator content #The Hero of Warriors has #IMO one of the most beautiful looking Hylian languages. But unfortunately it has yet to be translated into a real language #You can see it in the background of the menu screens in HW #So I decided he could use Legend/Wild's as a stand-in Hylian (botw & albw) as it seems to be rather common (same goes for the hero of Hyrul #I figured Warriors is slightly multilingual what with his era contacting all other eras #And I gave him handwriting that looks a little more like his original language with heavy serif strokes. (his is 4th signature down)

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shepscapades · 7 months ago

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Xisuma, why in the world were trying to fix your helmet with TAPE?? I thought the superglue idea was unhinged but THIS IS A NEW LEVEL

(I know that it's probably not holding itself ONLY on tape, but the image in my head is too funny)

What's next? You tell me he attached Doc's new arm to his body with tape and glue too??

THIS RESPONSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMICAL but I let it get away from me;;

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twinstxrs · 8 months ago

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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.